This article is a compilation of social media posts I made before September 2017. Not every post I made will be saved here, as not all of them are worth keeping for various reasons, however I've done my best to save everything good or at least neutral.
According to my info, September 2017 is the first month that I consistently used social media, so that month and the months afterwards will get their own articles. I'll also be adding context where I deem it necessary.
Twitter, 01/17/2017
Hey @Wendys, your chicken nuggets are nothing compared to McDonalds but I like your burgers better.
Twitter, 01/23/2017
#NationalPieDay But what about Pi day? That's when I enjoy my pi(e).
Twitter, 03/25/2017
@Pringles We do just eat you. You're a fucking brand of chips.1
Twitter, 08/26/2017
Hey, the 🚟emoji2 is underrated. Let's spam it in our next tweets. 🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟🚟Done.
Twitter, 08/26/2017
Issue: No video on Sunday :/
Twitter, 08/26/2017
Okay, there MAY be a vid on Sunday.
Twitter, 08/27/2017
@notch is being political again. -_-
Also new vid coming soon hopefully. How It's Made YTP.
Twitter, 08/28/2017
Guys, if you have Android, get Crowdsource and help Google out. They can't do it alone, you know. 🚟
Twitter, 08/28/2017
I am really excited for SM64 Online. Kaze is amazing. (Please release it early) 🚟
Twitter, 08/28/2017
Next video: Probs SM64 Green Stars LP. Or an SPS if you're lucky. 🚟
Twitter, 08/28/2017
Scratch that: it's Star Road.
Twitter, 08/28/2017
Maybe Star Revenge? I can't choose, help me decide. 🚟🚟
Twitter, 08/28/2017
Guys, let's make 🚟 not the least used emoji on Twitter. @tweetsauce knows what's up.
Twitter, 08/29/2017
Gonna be a little bit before that SM64 hack play. Cirno keeps giving me stuff to poop.3
Twitter, 08/29/2017
I missed the 🚟 :/
🚟
Twitter, 08/30/2017
Fuck Project64. (Actually, only versions that aren't 1.6.) 🚟
Twitter, 08/31/2017
I have 64 stars on SM64 right now. 🚟
1This was during a Pringles advertisement campaign where the slogan was "You don't just eat em."
2At the time of tweeting, this emoji was the least used emoji over the entirety of Twitter. There was a website that tracked this, but I'd be surprised if it still worked.
3Specifically, they kept giving me new videos and sources to make YouTube Poops out of.